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Brock Lesnar

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Q: Is that Brock Lesnar?

A: Yes.

Q: Is that Brock Lesnar about to F5 a shark?

A: Yes.

Q: Is that Aquaman?

A: No. Aquaman would not attack a shark.

Q: Is that me?

A: Not unless you are Brock Lesnar.

Q: Is the shark real?

A: Brock Lesnar will probably have to answer this question until the end of time. Much like the final scene in Pink Flamingos, if you have to ask, the answer is yes. Only in this instance the answer is no, because holy shit real sharks eat Brock Lesnars like Brock Lesnars eat Jimmy Johns; like they have a sponsorship deal to do so.

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